You Know You're An Autogeek When...

You always do a traditional wash, never a rinseless wash, just so you can look at the water beads.
 
....every car you see gets you thinking about how better you
could make it look.
 
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You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

You try your hardest to convince your best friend to move out of her house ,so you can move in , cause she has the nicest 2 1/2 car garage you ever seen !! ( true story)
 
You spend 45 minutes explaining to the car salesman why if they touch your new car,you will not take delivery! Then he takes you back to the detail department to do the same!

Sorry if this is a repeat
 
Railroad said:
....every car you see gets you thinking about how better you
could make it look.
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haha, I have been doing this alot lately. Keeps me motivated and helps me to enjoy detailing!

Mike lambert said:
You spend 45 minutes explaining to the car salesman why if they touch your new car,you will not take delivery! Then he takes you back to the detail department to do the same!

Sorry if this is a repeat
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I have worked around the dealership detail shops and being there and reading on here I do not blame you at all. Not to mention that's hilarious hahaha.

You know your an Autogeek when...
Your stomach hurts because of how anxious you are because you know you first autogeek order will be arriving today!!!!Im the MAN
 
When you dream of using a product. No joke went to bed thinking if I should just use D151 because the truck is a work truck, and although I could get all the scratches out, its not a car that only gets drivien. Last night I was dreaming of using the Stuff!
 
When you are working out at 5am and doing some leg extensions and notice the swirl marks on a machine sitting in front of you...
it begins to bother you and you think of this thread
furthermore you think of how you would remove them and stop yourself from telling one of the employees
 
...when you start to twitch because your two boxes of orders are sitting in your office but you need to wait to get home to open them!
 
. . . you routinely carry a 4oz Stripper Scent into the restroom at work when it's crapola time b/c you don't like the smell of the deodorizer that is provided.
 
...upon loggin in - you absolutely have to catch up on Opie's Blog before heading to the forum. Kinda like Oprah and Gayle. Well, maybe not.
 
Al1515 said:
. . . you routinely carry a 4oz Stripper Scent into the restroom at work when it's crapola time b/c you don't like the smell of the deodorizer that is provided.
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LMAO .... you win !!!!:urtheman:
 
... when you start cleaning up spills and clean up the counter with a paper towel with a spinning motion as if you are "breaking into" the imaginary wax on the counter lol. (This morning).
 
When you start a detailing business card collection just to get anything in the mail related to detailing,cuz if another large cardboard box stamped PBMG shows up at my house, wife will bury me in that same box.

Darren
 
You freak out on your brother for setting a water bottle on your roof.
 
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