You Know You're An Autogeek When...

timaishu said:
You freak out on your brother for setting a water bottle on your roof.
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I had a similar thing happen with my ex, except she set a drink on my hood and it sheeted off the front and spilled all over the ground, I just laughed in her face !!!

You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

Your checking this forum from your phone so much that your woman is convinced that you are cheating
 
My brother in law kinda washes his car,vaccuums sorta and throws some armor all on the interior and tells me he detailed his car. I raise my eyebrows and he says well not like you. He says I'm anal. Hmmmmmmmm. Yes I am. And proud of it.

When you go thru the kitchen drawer and find her tupperware orange peeler and go oooooooooh I can use and I took it.

When at birthdays and Christmas you give family full details instead of a present because it drives you crazy what they do or don't do to their cars. Although it's the best present I can give them. Now they expect it from me. And I don't mind.








You can lead a man to MF but you can't make him use it.
 
CASH XRS said:
hahahahaha.

When you start to become depressed in the middle of the week because you just want your car to be clean but have to wait until the weekend.
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I'm there now and my car is not even dirty. I have some things coming from ag

tomorrow so the weekend seems soooooo far away!!!
 
You know you're an Autogeek if:

Someone says, "That looks like it just rolled off the showroom floor," and your first thought is, "It looks that bad? What did I miss?"
 
rakkvet said:
You know you're an Autogeek if:

Someone says, "That looks like it just rolled off the showroom floor," and your first thought is, "It looks that bad? What did I miss?"
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Good one !!

You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

On a warm day as you drive home from work, you see the long line at the whirl and swirl ( drive thru car wash) and want to get out and yell at people for being there.
 
Ant...every Friday when I go to my fiancee's house I pass this high volume car wash. They make a LICK!!!!! And every single one of them are all swirled up. I want to scream at them too.
 
alko said:
Ant...every Friday when I go to my fiancee's house I pass this high volume car wash. They make a LICK!!!!! And every single one of them are all swirled up. I want to scream at them too.
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Alex,
If I was trying to do this as a business I would just sit outside the exit and hand out cards,
 
I know right?!?! They always pull the car up to the exit to towel dry the cars. I guess its to get people that are driving by to see that they did an "excellent" job.*coughbullshirtcough*
 
Right wiping off like 3 cars with that same towel, and then you want a tip, I will run you down ..lol
 
lmmfao!!!! This man said "I will run you down" THATS pure comedy!
 
You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

You try to explain why you need all these different colored buffing pads and MF towels to a woman who has 16 pairs of "black " shoes..
 
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