FloridaNative
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- Mar 20, 2006
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You know you’re an AutoGeek when….
1. PB means Poorboys not peanut butter
2. PC means Porter Cable not personal computer
3. DD means daily driver and not a woman’s bra size
4. GQ means garage queen not gentlemen’s quarterly magazine
5. (for us locals) you are willing to drive an hour or two to get your favorite AG products.
6. You make pre-schoolers take their shoes off immediately upon entering your car.
7. You have more pictures of cars than your kids stored in your digital camera.
8. You size up and mentally detail the cars you see on the road and in parking lots.
9. You use AT LEAST 3 products for every part of your car.
10. You will let your kids starve a little bit until you can find to a McDonalds rather than let them eat or drink in the car.
11. You purposely park in the farthest away parking spot possible.
12. The money that you spend in a year on your car is more than the gross national product of a small country.
13. Door dings are a justified reason for clinical depression.
14. Spending 10 hours over a weekend detailing your car not only is fun for you, you can’t wait to get started.
15. You case your neighborhood for shady spots.
16. You never, ever park under a tree.
17. You carry a detail kit in your car trunk "in case of an emergency".
18. You dream about cars almost every night.
19. After detailing, your car smells like a fruit salad.
20. You use 3 or more buckets to wash the car.
21. You use your car's leather cleaner and conditioner on your shoes.
These are just a few of my observations, please feel free to add your own to the list. And lastly... If knowledge is power then Killrwheels is Superman.
Cheers! :cheers:
1. PB means Poorboys not peanut butter
2. PC means Porter Cable not personal computer
3. DD means daily driver and not a woman’s bra size
4. GQ means garage queen not gentlemen’s quarterly magazine
5. (for us locals) you are willing to drive an hour or two to get your favorite AG products.
6. You make pre-schoolers take their shoes off immediately upon entering your car.
7. You have more pictures of cars than your kids stored in your digital camera.
8. You size up and mentally detail the cars you see on the road and in parking lots.
9. You use AT LEAST 3 products for every part of your car.
10. You will let your kids starve a little bit until you can find to a McDonalds rather than let them eat or drink in the car.
11. You purposely park in the farthest away parking spot possible.
12. The money that you spend in a year on your car is more than the gross national product of a small country.
13. Door dings are a justified reason for clinical depression.
14. Spending 10 hours over a weekend detailing your car not only is fun for you, you can’t wait to get started.
15. You case your neighborhood for shady spots.
16. You never, ever park under a tree.
17. You carry a detail kit in your car trunk "in case of an emergency".
18. You dream about cars almost every night.
19. After detailing, your car smells like a fruit salad.
20. You use 3 or more buckets to wash the car.
21. You use your car's leather cleaner and conditioner on your shoes.
These are just a few of my observations, please feel free to add your own to the list. And lastly... If knowledge is power then Killrwheels is Superman.
Cheers! :cheers:
