You know you're an Autogeek when...

Setec Astronomy said:
They used to have those Mainstays WW dishtowels at Wal-Mart $2.97 for 2-pack. I might have a whole bunch that I use in the kitchen, bathroom, and another bunch I used for drying after a rinseless wash...

But I think you know you're an Autogeek when you have enough car products you had to put them in your will...
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:iagree::iagree::iagree: +1,000
 
When you wait for the bogo's
your ride is the cleanest at work
you wash anyway when they are calling for rain
your up at 5:30am on a saturday morning ready to detail
your guilty of washing 2 or more times a week
when it is raining, you go out to see how your LSP is beading

and the ultimate from friends......

"wth?, do you wash that thing every day?"
 
When your monthly AG credit card invoice is larger than your car payment.

...it costs more to clean it than to own it.
 
When you spend 4 hours cleaning your wheel wells, wheels, and engine compartment on your 1992 ford Explorer because you have to take it for it's Smog check.

Kind of like your mom telling you to put on new underwear before going to the doctor.
 
You know your an Autogeek when you check your lawnmower with a Brinkmann before you polish and wax it.
 
Fishincricket said:
You know you're an AutoGeek when:

  1. 1-You fold your washcloth 4 ways and use a separate cloth of a different color for your "undercarriage"
  2. - you wax your model cars
  3. - you purchase really nice model cars just to have something to detail inside your business office! (Did it!)- You find yourself in long winded rants about dirty cars in traffic at whomever will listen, even if its the guy in the car next to you!
  4. - you bathe your car more than you bathe your dog
  5. - you find yourself avoiding walking through the parking lot because its a "horror show"
  6. - You spend $50 on a special light so you can see swirls, just so you can decimate them!
  7. - you name the RIDS in your hood that wouldn't come out
  8. - you have an absolute TANTRUM when your cute 7 year old grandson surprises you by "warshing" your car for you...
  9. - you can no longer allow ANYONE to service your vehicle for fear that it will inevitably come back damaged in some way
  10. - you spend 5 minutes walking around your car after its sat in any one spot for too long
  11. - you cart around a full detail bag/arsenal everywhere you go
  12. - you spend more on detailing your cars then you do on cleaning your house
  13. - you wrote poetry/haiku/epiphanies about detailing-
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OK, leeseee....
1, Sure, 2, Don't really remember... maybe not, 3, Holy CRAP... your right!, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, - not yet but my daughter is getting married this year (some time)-, 9,10,11,12 & finally... 13 NOT ON YOUR LIFE!

Dang it... that is scary $hit there bubba. Im the MAN
 
You go to the parts store for wiper blades and leave with this.


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and I still don't have the wiper blades.......got to go back tommorrow.....:rolleyes:
 
pro 4x said:
When you wait for the bogo's
your ride is the cleanest at work
you wash anyway when they are calling for rain
your up at 5:30am on a saturday morning ready to detail
your guilty of washing 2 or more times a week
when it is raining, you go out to see how your LSP is beading

and the ultimate from friends......

"wth?, do you wash that thing every day?"
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Everything you said is exactly like me... except for getting up before 6 to detail, lol. Maybe 8 or 9 for me. :D

I'm a damn autogeek. :xyxthumbs:
 
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