You paid how much for that wax?

Well, somebody has to pay Pablo to forage the jungle for the most desirable carnauba available.
Pablo's mule must have grain mixed in to his feed to sustain it for this arduous journey.
Off to some clandestine lab for formulation.

Mitt Romney has to have his share.
Barack Obama must tax it.

Max has to hype it.
Packing peanuts are at an all time high price.
Detailers worldwide have to clammer for it.
UPS has to attempt to deliver it.

And you have to find justification for purchase, or at least use it on the better half's vehicle first...better yet, the mother-in-law's dd.

That's good.
 
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