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When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. :props:
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i was wondering where u were going with this....funny! thanks!
 
BobbyG said:
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. :props:
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25 and single checking in Im the MAN
 
Thanks BobbyG,
Its good to start the day with a laugh. :xyxthumbs:
 
Bobby....Thanks for making me smile! :)

This reminded me of feeling embarrassed when, also, I was was being taunted by these self-serving relatives. Especially Aunt Shirley!! She said similar things, as you mentioned, to all of us who were young boys and girls at those times.

To make a long story short:

When it was Aunt Shirley's time to go, all of us boys and girls, who were now older adults (with not so fond rememberances of how she had caused us so much embarrassment), were to attend her funeral.

As it would be the norm for Aunt Shirley, (to always be troublesome), her funeral was to be at night. Yes, you are right if you guessed it entailed a lot of work. To begin with, we had to kill her first. :D

Bob
 
hahaha nice. speakin of weddings i gotta go to one this weekend :( then i gotta be apart of one in a month or so :( me no likey weddings let alone being in one :(
 
Weddings and funerals.....probably a good thing that divorces are not something that family and friends go to.
 
Reminds me of another story [joke]:

A man and woman were on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to go for a horse ride through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the wife's horse mis-steps and jostles her. She walks to the front of the horse, and stares into its eyes. She calmly states, "That's one." She remounts her horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, her horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. She dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" She returns to her saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the wife's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. Very agitated, she moves to the front of the horse, and stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from her jacket, and shoots the horse dead.

The husband, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to his wife, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The woman stares at her husband and calmly says, "That's one!"


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Old one, but good for a grin.
 
:laughing::applause: That was pretty funny! I literally laughed out loud and the people in my area all turned around staring. One person asked if it was that funny so I read it out loud. Needless to say they laughed too! Thanks.
 
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