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[Mentalm]

Reminds me of another story [joke]:

A man and woman were on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to go for a horse ride through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the wife's horse mis-steps and jostles her. She walks to the front of the horse, and stares into its eyes. She calmly states, "That's one." She remounts her horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, her horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. She dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" She returns to her saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the wife's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. Very agitated, she moves to the front of the horse, and stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from her jacket, and shoots the horse dead.

The husband, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to his wife, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The woman stares at her husband and calmly says, "That's one!"


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Old one, but good for a grin.

and that reminds me of my fav joke when i was in middle school that i got iss for telling it to a teacher LOL

"a guy and a girl just got married there at the hotel the women says okay im going to take a shower. the guy says thats fine. she comes out in a robe. the guy says drop the robe were married now. she does he goes "omg omg i need to take a picture, she reply's why? he reply's "so i can carry your beauty with me where ever i go"
the guy says okay my turn to take a shower she reply's thats fine. he comes out in his robe she says were married now take off the robe. he does.. she says.....
omg omg i need to take a picture

he reply's why?

she says.....

so i can get it enlarged