Haha, that's hilarious. It's actually a nice apron! I was afraid of seeing the finished photo, lol. Good luck bending down to get those low panels with all that stuff attached to you, ha.
I personally have been trying to find a waist apron. Just something to hold a bottle of product in with a brush to "clean on the fly".
Couldn't find a single thing. All the aprons seem to be all the way up to the neck to protect from splatter. But, I honestly don't ever really get splatter, and if I did...I don't care.
What I did find...was a handy little "Bottle Boot" from Malco. Which apparently they've stopped making, cause I can't find it on their site. I was just about to post a link...and they're not there anymore. That's too bad...it's very handy.
It's basically a magnetic holder for applicator bottles of compound, polish, wax, etc. It has a MF cover over the rubber magnet, and it will stick to any sheet metal panel. Makes compounding, and polishing a breeze.