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i started drinking energy drinks in 2004.
in 2005 they helped with the road trip from vegas to oklahoma. long trip and a bit of a detour that duplicated that of fear and loathing... somewhere between barstow and vegas.

back to the point, here are a few reviews of energy drinks from my head.


Red Bull
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- gives you wings? slight pick-up with a bit of jitter
- florescent yellow urine if you consume more than 12 oz in 1 hour
- leaves you wanting water

Monster
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- no way to surgar coat this... it will gives you the poops!
- Lo-Carb "blue" taste better than the regular Green
- level buzz that will raise the hair on your neck after 20 oz consumption

NOS
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- orange crack juice?
- increased paranoia
- makes me want to run for a short distance, then vomit

No Fear
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- lets take the crap batches of Red Bull and add sugar!
- how are they still in business?

Bawls
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- Sprtie with caffine? WTH?
- that was an energy drink?
- why are you talking and moving so slow?
- i can now see each flap of a humming birds wings.

Rock Star
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- maybe if we make yet another flavor people will buy it!
- causes skid marks. but no urge to poo

ALL OTHERS LUMPED INTO ONE
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- if Monster and Red Bull are making money at it, we can too!
- lets add some cocaine to the mix and get people hooked. yea, that will work
- in trouble with trace amounts of cocaine, lets do the next batch with meth!
- ADD MORE SUGAR
- lets make it taste like donkey bum! *dont ask*
- lets add a special tab with our logo
- sponsor a Motocross team with riders that have mental disorders or other handicaps!


there ya have it. now drink up!
chris<pixelmonkey>
 
I drink a black label 5 hour energy drink each day around 2. Gives me the boost I need to push through the 2nd half of the day!
 
LMMFAO!!! This is hilarious!!! I literally LOL at "no way to surgar coat this... it will gives you the poops!" Whew...lets hope this doesn't get out of hand like my Mtn. Dew thread...smh
 
Flash Gordon said:
I drink a black label 5 hour energy drink each day around 2. Gives me the boost I need to push through the 2nd half of the day!
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hahahhaha!!! Flash when I come out to Memphis we have to hang out!
 
Try DNA it's one of my favorite, but it does make my heart race a bit so I only drink it in case of emergencies! ;)
 
When Im feeling rich I go for a Red Bull. Normally I like the zero calorie Monster with the purple and blue label.

I really enjoy the Arizona low carb 8 oz in the white can. Good caffiene and tastes pretty good.

Nice thread! Thanks Chris!
 
Garry Dean said:
When Im feeling rich I go for a Red Bull. Normally I like the zero calorie Monster with the purple and blue label.

I really enjoy the Arizona low carb 8 oz in the white can. Good caffiene and tastes pretty good.

Nice thread! Thanks Chris!
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Good Morning Garry Dean! :props:
 
Meghan said:
Try DNA it's one of my favorite, but it does make my heart race a bit so I only drink it in case of emergencies! ;)
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DNA? I've never heard of it. That just sounds crazy.
 
There were two doctors on TV yesterday discussing how these drinks may pose a health risk to many unsuspecting users. Too much caffeine and sugar on top of other caffeine from coffee, soda and, alcohol is risky. The doctors stated that 13,000 were admitted to ERs around the country last year due to use of these drinks. They claimed new studies show it is growing in epidemic fashion around the country. Expect to see the FDA finally crack down following the NIH report.

Caffeinated Energy Drinks -- A Growing Problem

If you feel the need to use these so called energy drinks ask yourself if it is really worth the risk.
 
Isn't there some crazy energy & alcohol drink, called Four Loko, that was causing all kinds of health issues and even killing people?
 
I think they have banned or in the process of banning alchol and caffeine drinks.... could vary state to state
 
I needed a switch from coffee and wanted to cut down on caffiene so I've been trying hot choc. with mini marshmellows of course.
 
toycar18 said:
I think they have banned or in the process of banning alchol and caffeine drinks.... could vary state to state
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I remember my freshman year in college Steel Reserve 211 was like liquid crack. From what it sounds like, its kinda like Four Loko...binge drinking in a can.
 
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