You Know You're An Autogeek When...

When you come to a site like this looking for 1 product and 10 days later your a senior member and have spent about 500.00!
 
these reactions to door dings are hilarious, would love to hear more of those.
 
Whenever at work or shopping, you park you car waaaay out in timbuktu, to avoid door dings. Even if that means having to walk half a mile just to buy a new t-shirt, cuz the one you're wearing got stained when you spilled some polish all over it....and you just polished your car two weeks ago.

You carry a gallon jug of distilled water, a spray bottle of QD and some old MF towels in your trunk to clean up bug splatters and bird poop in a pinch.

You think of new and interesting ways of using that bottle of Rinse-less wash you just received in your latest AG shipment.

When you dream at night, you see yourself washing and waxing your car, to the wide-eyed adoration of your neighbors....which just happens to be the entire Dallas Cheerleaders Squad. Especially that drop-dead gorgeous brunette with the mesmerizing green eyes.

You find yourself going into withdrawals because you're down to the last few ounces of your favorite 'Nuba and AG is out of stock. Indefinitely.

And you spend at least three hours everyday reading these forums and making up future wishlists on AG....sometimes getting so carried away that you forget to eat. Or do anything else for that matter.

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When you do a rinseless wash in the parking lot over your lunch work hour. But since its only an hr and the truck takes too long you settle for shiny rims
 
You know you are an Autogeek when you drive home and as you are about to get out see a cat coming by and eyeballing your car and you turn your car on hit the gas do a circle around the street to scare it off.
 
Marc08EX said:
Nice thread Alex!!!

I'll play..


... When you prime your sponge with an "X" when washing the dishes. Then you add 3 pea size dots onwards.
... When you always point out cars with swirls and your friends give you the ### look.
... When you buy detailing stuff even of you already have a lot of similar products that accomplish the same goal.
... When you're excited to go home and rip open your package from Autogeek.
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Lmao at priming the sponge for dishes wow lol
 
........ you purchase McKees RV and Marine 31 Products and you do not own or clean RV's or Boats
 
..every trip to your car is a minute long crime scene inspection.

the shallow scratches on tile, store windows, and mirrors that you used to never see stick out like a sore thumb.

... when people door ding your friends cars. Then you get more upset than your friends and they end up consoling you. Than they say things like it's just a car it's 'supposed to get scratched' and you give them the I can't believe you said that stare.
 
When you see a car shinier than yours and then you start to get on to yourself about taking more time to shine your ride.
 
You know you're an Autogeek when... when your trash can is shinny than everyone's, on trash pick up day. I'll clay & polish them tomorrow, Sonax, what to do you have in "Trash Can" wax?
 
When your wife walks outside and catches you looking at your paint with a flash light and says "what the ### are you doing??
 
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