Detailing Truths...

I never drop my waxing applicator...the trick is to pretend you are in prison and the wax applicator is your bar of soap, hold on tight
 
Glad you guys got a kick out of this and added some additions...

Yea, I forgot about the packing peanuts. I use MF and packing peanuts in the same sentence a lot.

...and the rain, last week when I was watching the weather about the drought in Nebraska, I thought, what's the problem, ... Just have everyone wash their cars on the same day.
 
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swanicyouth said:
* The more a car cost, the more brake dust it will make.

* Your AutoGeek delivery will always arrive a day when your at work - never when your off

* It''s impossible to get all your stuff out of the box without getting some packing peanuts on the floor, no matter how careful you are
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The likelihood of a bottle of product being empty or only having a few drops is directly proportional to how urgently you need to use it and how long it takes to obtain.

If you don't bring a product on a mobile detail thinking you won't need it, you will.
 
Great, now every time someone talks about MF towels I am going to read it in a Samuel L. Jackson voice from Snakes on a Plane.
 
Awesome post, and the thread that followed it is just brilliant :)
 
eaglefan said:
Didnt know that MF and microfiber were related
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They most certainly are!

Have you ever dropped a clean microfiber towel on the ground right before buffing that wax haze? Now what are the first two words that come from your mouth?

I rest my case.....:laughing:
 
To the OP...

Brilliant, funny and a lot of truth. Excellent post my good sir.



ReflectiveAuto said:
I agree with that 10000% but I would add...

Dont attempt to detail your ride if your younger son is around or it will take 3 times longer because he will come behind you with something and make you work harder getting it off.
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I agree. When my son Rand was a tot he was fascinated by cars and always would follow me around as I detailed something and would try to copy dad by putting whatever his little hands could find onto whatever it was I was detailing. Sneaking little guy...



RMM said:
Once you learn what a swirl is, your vision is cursed for life!
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Exactly. I would like to add you can NEVER enjoy going to a car show and looking at the cars.



Infiniti said:
I never realized everybody's car looked like crap until I found this site.
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Ha ha...



ctgrenade said:
The likelihood of a bottle of product being empty or only having a few drops is directly proportional to how urgently you need to use it and how long it takes to obtain.
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Absolutely.


ctgrenade said:
If you don't bring a product on a mobile detail thinking you won't need it, you will.
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Murphy's Detailing Law


One of the best posts for 2012


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What a great way to start my reading this morning...GREAT and thank you all.

Bill
 
You thought you did a good job when only a few packing peanuts fell out after you unpacked the box. Then you realize you didn't take out the free sample yet!
 
Nicholas@Autowerx said:
Great, now every time someone talks about MF towels I am going to read it in a Samuel L. Jackson voice from Snakes on a Plane.
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"THAT'S IT!!! I've had it with these MicroFiber swirls on my MicroFiber PAINT!"

Great thread. :xyxthumbs:
 
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