**Bosko's food porn**

opie2 said:
hahahahaIll eat hootdogs pretty much once a year. For new years every year ill make dogs sourkraut and mashed potatos

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I eat a $400 hotdog everytime I go to Costco. Other than that I don't eat them
 
That AI thing really hasn't learned how to do the cigarette butts yet, eh Flash? I guess by the time it does, to quote Sgt. Reese, TechCom, it will "decide our fate in a microsecond".
 
peanut butter chocolate/chocolate chip brownies

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Bosko said:
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The burger pictured above is what you get everytime from In n Out. They didn't know that I would be posting a picture of my lunch. They just do it right everytime

Their prices are about the same as McDonald's
You would think someone would take a note of that instead of hiring professionals for their menu board
(Not meant to be a knock to you)
 
Big Dave said:
I see you remembered to get the eggs.
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No, actually I didn't. I normally have 2 eggs with toast, but I only had the 1 egg, so had to improvise and whoop up Sunday morning cinnamon rolls to fill the void

This city is falling apart
I went to the store last night at 1030 (close at 1100.... used to be 24/7). The armed guard (with bullet proof vest) met me at the door and told me "an emergency had come up and they were closed"
The whole time he's telling me this he has a shit eating grin on his face. After brief questioning I could tell this was going nowhere so I went with plan b
I haul ass to the next Kroger a few miles away trying to beat the 1100 deadline
Want to guess what happened??
I'll tell you what happened
That stores armed guard met me at the door
Want to guess what he told me??
You've probably guessed!!

I lost my shit. I gave Urkle looking mo-fo a piece of my mind for about 3 minutes
I was hitting him with every insult I could think of. I couldn't believe in a city of almost 1,000,000 ppl I couldn't find a f+#&@king egg!!!
I ended up leaving there empty handed needless to say. The only bright spot was the bread man unloading his truck. He was bent over laughing his ass off (at either me or Egg McMuffin head I don't know)

I'm still in a pissy mood over this and it was almost 24 hours ago
I'm about this far 🤏 from leaving this shithole city
 
Flash Gordon said:
No, actually I didn't. I normally have 2 eggs with toast, but I only had the 1 egg, so had to improvise and whoop up Sunday morning cinnamon rolls to fill the void

This city is falling apart
I went to the store last night at 1030 (close at 1100.... used to be 24/7). The armed guard (with bullet proof vest) met me at the door and told me "an emergency had come up and they were closed"
The whole time he's telling me this he has a shit eating grin on his face. After brief questioning I could tell this was going nowhere so I went with plan b
I haul ass to the next Kroger a few miles away trying to beat the 1100 deadline
Want to guess what happened??
I'll tell you what happened
That stores armed guard met me at the door
Want to guess what he told me??
You've probably guessed!!

I lost my shit. I gave Urkle looking mo-fo a piece of my mind for about 3 minutes
I was hitting him with every insult I could think of. I couldn't believe in a city of almost 1,000,000 ppl I couldn't find a f+#&@king egg!!!
I ended up leaving there empty handed needless to say. The only bright spot was the bread man unloading his truck. He was bent over laughing his ass off (at either me or Egg McMuffin head I don't know)

I'm still in a pissy mood over this and it was almost 24 hours ago
I'm about this far 🤏 from leaving this shithole city
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I guarantee you the first guard rang the second one and told him to mess with you.

But I would go nuts if I ran out of eggs as well, I soon as I get near half a dozen left, I go and buy the next dozen. We've actually got egg shortages here at the moment, due to bird flu wiping out chicken farms, they're trying to build their flocks of egg laying chickens back up. We used to have shelves full, now when you go in there may be 10-15 packs on the shelf, and most have a broken egg or two in them. I'm just lucky I've got orangutan arms, so I can reach the ones at the back of the top shelf.
 
Big Dave said:
I guarantee you the first guard rang the second one and told him to mess with you.

But I would go nuts if I ran out of eggs as well, I soon as I get near half a dozen left, I go and buy the next dozen. We've actually got egg shortages here at the moment, due to bird flu wiping out chicken farms, they're trying to build their flocks of egg laying chickens back up. We used to have shelves full, now when you go in there may be 10-15 packs on the shelf, and most have a broken egg or two in them. I'm just lucky I've got orangutan arms, so I can reach the ones at the back of the top shelf.
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Now you're reading my mind 🤔 It's a conspiracy I tell you 😡

At this point give me some of those damn bird flu eggs. I am ready to be put out of my misery 😞 😀
 
MisterSnoop said:
don't know what a Toga is food-wise but it looks good.
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I didn't either, but found these when I was visiting the Mother in law last week..they are off the hook good!!!

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