"G R E A T" Idea for next contest

Not very creative I fear of sounding contrive
With FUNX725 around, my literary mess will take a updive
A wordsmith he is, a gentleman as well
The dude, owns a couple vettes that I am sure go like hell
Not being one to give up, I will do my best to strive
 
You guys are cracking me up.

Thanks for coming back Tundra.

Funx725- you keep sending me to wikipedia. But thats ok.
 
^^^... its all about the company you surround yourself with. People you enjoy being around, you tend to want to gravitate to. I enjoy this thread and will keep coming back.
 
Tundra_10 said:
Not very creative I fear of sounding contrive
With FUNX725 around, my literary mess will take a updive
A wordsmith he is, a gentleman as well
The dude, owns a couple vettes that I am sure go like hell
Not being one to give up, I will do my best to strive
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Good work, probably a sense of satisfaction. At least that's how I feel when posting to this thread.

Being judge by one's peers and no pics to boot. Thanks FUNX725.


Hey Bacon, where's that post for the 1k viewed I was hoping you would do?
 
The smell of wood smoke on a cold winters eve.

The view of snow blanketing forest leaves.

Florida and SoCal relish in the sun;

On beaches, in parks, a late ev'ning run.

They don't see ice crystals sparkling the trees.
 
Once there was a detailer from Vegas,

enjoying the life of the Wild Wes'.

Then the economy went bust;

Therefore did he adjust.

In DC plying his trade in earnes'
 
ODE TO A SIMPLE CAR WASH



Rain, rain, go away

I want to wash my car today

The paint is all cruddy,

the tires are muddy,

please let me have my play!
 
Just awoke from my recliner, I was "watching" TV.
Had to make a mad-dash, almost bursting to pee.
While up I check'd the computer and what did i find?
I discovered that my friend was still posting rhythmic lines.
OH! What a prolific limerick-ist V.T.has turned out to be!

:)

Bob
 
I learned the hard way in 2011,
Never eat a can of beans before a paint correction.
The customer from a distance, starts walking towards me.
His shiny new ride, thats all he can see.
Then abruptly stopping, he decides to walk the other direction.



Weak I know, but fun lol!
 
B&B Tennessee said:
I learned the hard way in 2011,
Never eat a can of beans before a paint correction.
The customer from a distance, starts walking towards me.
His shiny new ride, thats all he can see.
Then abruptly stopping, he decides to walk the other direction.



Weak I know, but fun lol!
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^^^^^LOL^^^^^

Even though this is: Sir Bacon's thread...Let me be the first to say Thanks! for your contribution. Your limerick depicts a "side" of detailing that's not often discussed.

With that in mind [sometimes the "Shoe" (shoooh) fits the customer]:

Detailing the bejeweled "Rich Ladies'" vehicles is a joy that's heavenly.
But as suspected, the interiors are always trashed considerably.
But once these Ladies see the worked you have done,
Their ecstatic 'jumping-around' causes you to intone:
Excuse me, madam...Either your string of pearls broke; or, you defecate divinely.

:D

Bob
 
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There was a young man who loved to brawl
Location didn't matter even if in the school's hall
Then one day this young man met his match
When someone hit him over the head with an iron latch
Now humbled, between classes, he hides in the bathroom stall
 
Tundra_10 said:
There was a young man who loved to brawl
Location didn't matter even if in the school's hall
Then one day this young man met his match
When someone hit him over the head with an iron latch
Now humbled, between classes, he hides in the bathroom stall
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^^^^^^^:goodpost:and Limerick^^^^^^^:laughing:



:)

Bob
 
LOL and LOL. Now how can anyone not be a fan of the limerick? Its intersting to see the quailty and insight these limericks are providing..good stuff guys! And it looks like we picked up a new limericking member-----> B&B Tennessee. Welcome to the action!

Here's my TGIF Limerick


FRIDAYS NIGHTS A GREAT EXCUSE FOR A BEER,
THREE OR FOUR AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU'LL FEAR!
SO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS,
OPEN UP A BOTTLE OF COLD HOPS,
HOPING YOUR MIND AND YOUR EYES WILL STAY CLEAR​
 
Did not want to reply w/o a limerick.
You guys are my heroes ( hiway term of endearment ).

Thank you B&B-putting me to shame- I know lately I have been posting lame.

Thanx for the thread Bacon.

Tundra- you are making me look weak.

FUNX725- there is no compare. Your posts really ups the views.
Finally to all the hands of the opposite persuasion:

:dblthumb2::dblthumb2::dblthumb2::dblthumb2::dblthumb2::dblthumb2::dblthumb2:

I read of a lady with two pails,

determined to finish without fail.

Polishing swirls like a pro,

RIDS meeting her deathblow;

at the end not even a pigtail.







How about it AG staff - I don't mean to scare ya- but I double dog dare ya!:hungry:
 
Bacon said:
LOL and LOL. Now how can anyone not be a fan of the limerick? Its intersting to see the quailty and insight these limericks are providing..good stuff guys!

Ain't it the Truth...And FUN to boot!!!

And it looks like we picked up a new limericking member-----> B&B Tennessee. Welcome to the action!

Yet another proud member of: "Bacon-Nation"


Here's my TGIF Limerick


FRIDAYS NIGHTS A GREAT EXCUSE FOR A BEER,
THREE OR FOUR AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU'LL FEAR!
SO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS,
OPEN UP A BOTTLE OF COLD HOPS,
HOPING YOUR MIND AND YOUR EYES WILL STAY CLEAR​
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Mr. Bacon: Awondering where ya been..If your clock was still aticking.
Glad to see ya back and still going about alimericking!!

That said:

I'd be laying in some ditch, if I was still adrinkin'.
Cold and shivering...And like a skunk I'd be astinkin'.
But a real good woman pulled me out of that gutter;
And I thank the stars above...So often now I utter.
Still be nice, tho', to have a cold one with you...I was athinkin'.

:D

Bob
 
Just made myself 5 onion burgers, oh what a site
Sorry guys, was hungry, didn't leave you a bite
Full of food I have the energy for the next project, to my bedroom
I am running a cable in the wall... now where did I put that broom?
Feel like Edison with this electricity, afterwards I think I will fly a kite
 
Lounging at the pools patio,

the lazy son asked dad for dough;

"My son grab two pails,

and all that entails,

a one step on the Montego".




How about it AG Staf- I don't mean to scare ya - but I double dog dare ya
 
Who can ever forget the old Sam Cooke rendition of: "Another Saturday Night"?? (later, more popularized by Cat Stevens)

I know...A day early...(BUT: You can never count on another day in your life-cycle, I say). Also, a little musical plagiarism, and using " limerick-poetic-license" shouldn't hurt either.


1st Verse:
Another Friday night and I'm waiting on my Honey.
She just got paid, left work, and has all our money.
Oh how I wish I was the one She could count on.
But I retired, so my workdays are done.
Chorus:
OH! If the rest of my Fridays remain status quo, my life will be sunny.

:D

Bob
 
To my fellow limerick-ists( need a word fast) I must admit failure. Had planned a musical piece set to those Carolina hands performing Fire on the Mountain.




The Losing Piece




Tried as I might - am admitting defeat;

Your Sam Cooke rendition? I can't compete !

I fancied it to be stellar,

while composing in my cellar.

But to Bob I must take a back seat.



I hope that your beet-juice concoction finds its way to the MD DOT.

Geomelt should prove friendlier to the Chesapeake Bay Watershed.
Gonna lurk around a while. See ya tomorrow. Same VT place-Same VT channel.



What about it AG Staff- I don't mean to scare ya , but I double dog dare ya!!! :hungry:
 
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