"G R E A T" Idea for next contest

Chemical Guys may be new at THIS scene.

Some hands believe it's a beautiful thing.

Others say it's all hype and hyperbole.

Today I declare that it is not for me.

Only the shadow knows what the future may bring







Somebody please stop me, please.
 
Last one before I go...





Some say Ghodoussi is a mad scientist...

Some say Ghodoussi is the best that there is.

To me ,it does not much matter

I pay no mind to the chatter,


Because what I buy is my own business!
 
Bacon you never should have gotten me started...



AGO is more than a place to be,

for some it is about camaraderie.

There are those seeking advice

and many here are paying the price.

Guidance and experience for free !






The clock on the wall says that's all. I'll be 10-10 checking the mail. 04-rodger.
 
Vegas Transplant said:
Bacon you never should have gotten me started...



AGO is more than a place to be,

for some it is about camaraderie.

There are those seeking advice

and many here are paying the price.

Guidance and experience for free !
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WOW, now that one was an A+; very well done. That would look great on the AG HOME PAGE...LOL The problems is these friggin limericks get stuck in your head, especially right before you go to bed!

Hey, there is a chemical guys contest about specific products....You can use your talents on that one..good luck!!
 
Yo yo yo Vegas....I just entered the Chemical Guys Contest with a Limerick....so let the throw-down begin! Or as they say, bring it on.

For the others, I know you are not a fan of Bacon (the person, not the food) , but don't be shy--->limerick away!

BTW...Vegas are I are gonna need a time-out soon!

And stay tuned....I got another great idea soon to be unveiled!
 
Bacon said:
Yo yo yo Vegas....I just entered the Chemical Guys Contest with a Limerick....so let the throw-down begin! Or as they say, bring it on.

For the others, I know you are not a fan of Bacon (the person, not the food) , but don't be shy--->limerick away!

BTW...Vegas are I are gonna need a time-out soon!

And stay tuned....I got another great idea soon to be unveiled!
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Hi Bacon, ol' buddy.....

FYI...Just finished reading your entry to the CG's Giveaway Contest. I must say:

Although the "Bard", a well-known literati of his era, nay, even to this day, was fond of using sonnets as examples of self-expression...I do believe he, to use the adage: "Would Be Rolling Over in His Grave"...If, perchance, he were to have an opportunity to peruse your said entry, and, so to say, speak from: 'Yon from whence he cometh'.

"Not a paradigm of what the 'expected entry' to an AGO contest would be", he would be heard to exclaim!

Hope AGO doesn't feel likewise.

:D

Bob
 
FUNX725 said:
Hi Bacon, ol' buddy.....

FYI...Just finished reading your entry to the CG's Giveaway Contest. I must say:

Although the "Bard", a well-known literati of his era, nay, even to this day, was fond of using sonnets as examples of self-expression...I do believe he, to use the adage: "Would Be Rolling Over in His Grave"...If, perchance, he were to have an opportunity to peruse your said entry, and, so to say, speak from: 'Yon from whence he cometh'.

"Not a paradigm of what the 'expected entry' to an AGO contest would be", he would be heard to exclaim!

Hope AGO doesn't feel likewise.

:D

Bob
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Hey There Bob

You have got to be the modern day contemporary to this "Bard" fellow you speak of! In fact, your delicately spaced sarcasm and amazing obscure references can only be matched in todays world by the genius of Dennis Miller.

Keep up the good Work, now I got to go back to your post and figure out what the heck you were talking about!.....lol
 
Bacon said:
now I got to go back to your post and figure out what the heck you were talking about!.....lol
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Allegorically speaking only:

"To perplex and befuddle: Is that really a Sin?
Where does it comes from...surely not from within!
Must I await ferryman Charon's boat, to rock me to & fro?
To then be informed of which circle of Hell, in Dante's Inferno
I may have wrongly been destined...to tread, forever therein."

:D

Bob
 
Auto Geek online is a place of addiction
Bad marriages and relationships can be its conviction
Every day we read posts until its time for bed
The next morning off to work tired and dead
Oh how it brings such wonderful gratification
 
Bacon said:
Yo yo yo Vegas....I just entered the Chemical Guys Contest with a Limerick....so let the throw-down begin! Or as they say, bring it on.

For the others, I know you are not a fan of Bacon (the person, not the food) , but don't be shy--->limerick away!

BTW...Vegas are I are gonna need a time-out soon!

And stay tuned....I got another great idea soon to be unveiled!
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There's nothing at this time that interests me with the cg line.
Thanks for starting this thread.
Looking forward to seeing the new idea.

Will look up your contest post momentarily.









Tundra_10 said:
Auto Geek online is a place of addiction
Bad marriages and relationships can be its conviction
Every day we read posts until its time for bed
The next morning off to work tired and dead
Oh how it brings such wonderful gratification
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Thank you for this post. Very nice. Creative.
 
Bacon said:
Yo yo yo Vegas....I just entered the Chemical Guys Contest with a Limerick....so let the throw-down begin! Or as they say, bring it on.

For the others, I know you are not a fan of Bacon (the person, not the food) , but don't be shy--->limerick away!

BTW...Vegas are I are gonna need a time-out soon!

And stay tuned....I got another great idea soon to be unveiled!
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Being from Sin City I would not bet against the outcome of the contest. I scrolled through

97 posts (at the time) and yours is a real stand out.

(PS) Since I don't drink the kool-aid anymore. I had to hold my breath as I looked at all the other posts. Didn't want any slipping in through osmosis. Good luck.
 
FUNX725 said:
Allegorically speaking only:

"To perplex and befuddle: Is that really a Sin?
Where does it comes from...surely not from within!
Must I await ferryman Charon's boat, to rock me to & fro?
To then be informed of which circle of Hell, in Dante's Inferno
I may have wrongly been destined...to tread, forever therein."

:D

Bob
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Thank you. Reminds me a retired Navy captain professor I had @USC(Cola).
 
Don't blame me but I'm hooked now...



Im the MAN


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To the highly overachieving, under-researching newbie detailer of the week.

All looking for that new polish, wax, pad, machine, review, and price to be seen.

Posting advice, "atta boys", prayers, and comic relief in between,

We come to this place on the world wide web called... AUTOGEEK



ps- I challenge any AG staff member to post a limerick.

Remember, 'principle before personality' ---No offense Bacon ! :laughing:


*DOUBLE DOG DARE*
 
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Flex, Clyclo, and Griot's Garage to name a few...

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From a one hand band.
 
Tundra_10 said:
Auto Geek online is a place of addiction
Bad marriages and relationships can be its conviction
Every day we read posts until its time for bed
The next morning off to work tired and dead
Oh how it brings such wonderful gratification
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Impressive first Limerick! Now, the next time you do the word of the day incorporate it into a limerick; that way you will have the best of both worlds!!

Bob, (aka Funx), I am curious what you did /or what do you do for a profession; your limericks and detailed answers to AG Thread questions are on another level !

Finally Vegas Dude, you crack me up....you are soon going to be speaking in limerick and verse!
 
I hope not but plan on continuing with the limericks. IDK about the word of the day

though. Having a hard time coming up with the ones I did. Thanks for the thread.

Well, its 53* here and decided to do a quick wash and qd on the lac. Shouldn't take more

than an hour.
 
Vegas Transplant said:
From a one hand band.
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Very nice "Limericky-contributions"...My fellow supporter of: Bacon's (aka:Sha-Na-Na's alternative "Grease for Peace")....."G R E A T" idea thread!!

May I, for brevity's sake, call you Mr. V.T.? Thanks.

Now everyone knows that V.T.'s a: "one hand band".
Exactly what that means, only He may understand.
But when I was growing up, twas a song I often heard;
The name of it went something like: "Bird Is The Word".
Won't delve further, might see: "The Bird" singing inside that "hand"!!

Just trying to do my part...

:D

Bob
 
Thanks Fun 725. I do agree to the Limericky reference, no doubt. Maybe this will clear up what only I may understand.





THE HAND


Colloquialism of western or trucking lore.

True to my roots- down to the core.

I wear belt buckles and Niconas along with a Stetson.

When it comes to an urban cowboy- I ain't one.

When it comes to prose and or verbage -I"m just a bore.





If the jokes on me it does not matter I kinda like this stuff. I originally had another that I thought up while washing the lac a little while ago.
 
FUNX725 said:
Very nice "Limericky-contributions"...My fellow supporter of: Bacon's (aka:Sha-Na-Na's alternative "Grease for Peace")....."G R E A T" idea thread!!

May I, for brevity's sake, call you Mr. V.T.? Thanks.

Now everyone knows that V.T.'s a: "one hand band".
Exactly what that means, only He may understand.
But when I was growing up, twas a song I often heard;
The name of it went something like: "Bird Is The Word".
Won't delve further, might see: "The Bird" singing inside that "hand"!!

Just trying to do my part...

:D

Bob
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Funx725, my bad for leaving the x out of your handle, hand( see previous post ).

So here is where i am at:

Went to lyrics.com> the bird>the big bopper. Got curious;

Then went to wikipedia which led me to the trashmen version and the history. All of which

led me to the bird singing in the hand reference.

I Got it. 10-04. Thanx. Don't know whether I feel like Batman or Sherlock Holmes.
 
Kool-aid




How many wonder flavors of kool-aid ?

10 polishes, 15 waxes, and multiple sealants to be displayed.

A dozen shampoos and qd's all in gallon size.

An Aztec, a tornador, and a vac-n-blow are my highs.

So many flavors which next shall be made ?








Too bad nobody's reading this stuff!
 
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