He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

His car doesn't drive around the surface of the earth...the surface of the earth moves under his stationary car.
 
He buys Swissvax Divine by the case as gifts for his girlfriends...

When asked why, he said, "nothing is sexier than a beautiful woman that smells like a fine wax!"
 
The secret service classified his identity... When he applied wax to the president's limo, the surface is so sooth that it repels bullets.
 
People still talk about that corolla he detailed in 1993...

He dries off with a master blaster after he showers...

He buffs off his LSP's with his beard...
 
He uses Fusion as hair gel, Opti Coat for a bathing suit, and no one says anything.
 
HE once started detailing a corvair...when he was done, it was a corvette
 
His mother has a tattoo that says "son" and it is opti coated.
 
Corvair? WOW, haven't heard that name for years. I wonder if any of them still exist?
 
Rain does not bead on his paint, it avoids it completely !
 
he brushs his teeth with iron x paste and uses tire gell in his hair
 
The wetness in the paint isn't from the wax he applied, its the paint crying in his presence.
 
Uses a master blaster to blow dry his hair.


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His rims are not 22`s, 24`s, or even 26`s and they are self polishing.
 
His unrefrigerated beer stays at a consistent 40 degrees in hopes to be the next one to grace his lips.
 
Antique cars restore themselves with NOS parts and 1000 point judging just to carry his tool boxes.
 
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