How NOT to detail a car especially a bentley

Yeah man, this is bad... I wonder about the mold after a few months.

When I hear self-called specialists saying they "have been doing this for 20 years" I just say something like "wow, 20 years doing sh*tty work like that.." I love to piss people off.
 
Why, I would let that guy wash my.............



American Flyer Wagon any day of the week.
 
What is this cleaning the tire with a mitt ? The same stuff he used to clean the wheel he did the door jambs too ?

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On no he used a RAG to spread the wax...:laughing:

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After he "waxed it" he placed the products on top of the car...:doh:

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Then he sprayed the same stuff he "cleaned" the leather on the dash...:bat:

No microfibers towels yet...maybe in the next clip...LOL

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This video clearly illustrates the kind of automotive detailing available and these guys actually feel they're on top of their game.....:eek:

I for one really question the Bentley dealer that gave this buffoon a $225,000 automobile so that he could hose down the leather interior with "some chemical" and a garden hose...:bat:
 
What a buffoon. I wouldnt let him touch my car even for free. I love how sloppy he is with the rim brush. He doesnt even scrub, just sorta touches the wheel in random places.
 
Wow. That is just horrible. Look at the comments section its pretty funny.
 
Why Choose Pro-Clean of Tysons Corner ?

There are many good reasons to choose Pro-Clean of Tysons Corner to handle your cleaning and detailing needs. We could throw out words like experienced, quality of work, or excellent prices, but we would like to dig a little deeper. To begin, I suspect that you’re the kind of person that takes pride in your car, truck, SUV, bus, motorcycle or boat. We at Pro-Clean of Tysons Corner, will treat your vehicle as if it were our own. Call us old fashion, but we believe that the best way to wash a car, is by hand. While other shops in Tysons Corner have tried to increase their volume by using fancy equipment, we have stuck to our old school ways, for more then 30 years. Another good reason to use Pro-Clean is simply because most of the dealerships in the Tysons Corner area use us, at one point or another. Case and point, they would never trust anyone with their detailing, unless they were 100% confident that we would do a top notch professional job. This leads me to our last, but most important point….we are hands down the best detailing shop in town, end of story. So why take a chance on the rest, when you can choose the best.

LMAO !!!

Did you see his bucket ? He could not get any dirtier...:goodjob2:

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Maybe in the next video, he can demonstrate how to clean spark plugs with cake batter. "I have been eating cake since I was a kid and this stuff really cleans up things nicely. You can pick this mix up a your local auto parts store". YUMMY

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swanicyouth said:
I think this actually has to be a joke, right?
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Who would joke like that on a Bentley? If the car was a beater it would make more sense. The guy is serious and the sad part is that he thinks his doing a fantastic job.
 
no auto geek here...clearly an auto imbecile! unbelievable :doh:
 
hondacare said:
Maybe in the next video, he can demonstrate how to clean spark plugs with cake batter. "I have been eating cake since I was a kid and this stuff really cleans up things nicely. You can pick this mix up a your local auto parts store". YUMMY
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That was funny! :xyxthumbs:
 
I thought it was a joke, until he actually starting the work, since it was a
real Bentley.
 
Yeah, this is just soooo sad. I've looked over their site and even their reviews and they are rated 4 stars :doh:

I've watched all these crazy movies on this 'monkey' site. And at the bottom it has information about the 'expert' from the 'monkey' web page.....

"It all started in my early teens washing cars in the back of my fathers barber shop. After eight years in the United States Secret Service, I made an unsuccessful run for the United States House of Representatives in 1980. In 1981, I decided to start my own business, Pro Clean of Tysons Corner, Inc. After 26 years of success, we are still washing and detailing cars from Volkswagons to Rolls Royces and have grown to be one of the largest detailing businesses in the Washington DC area. “It takes more than a bucket and a hose to clean a car”, Washingtonian Magazine, 1986"

Sooo, he couldn't make it into the US House to rip people off, so he decided to open a detailing business that rips off people who think they are getting a detail.
 
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DealerDetailer said:
Yeah, this is just soooo sad. I've looked over their site and even their reviews and they are rated 4 stars :doh:

I've watched off the these crazy movies on this 'monkey' site. And at the bottom it has information about the 'expert' from the 'monkey' web page.....

"It all started in my early teens washing cars in the back of my fathers barber shop. After eight years in the United States Secret Service, I made an unsuccessful run for the United States House of Representatives in 1980. In 1981, I decided to start my own business, Pro Clean of Tysons Corner, Inc. After 26 years of success, we are still washing and detailing cars from Volkswagons to Rolls Royces and have grown to be one of the largest detailing businesses in the Washington DC area. “It takes more than a bucket and a hose to clean a car”, Washingtonian Magazine, 1986"

Sooo, he couldn't make it into the US House to rip people off, so he decided to open a detailing business that rips off people who think they are getting a detail.
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Yeah he needs a dirty terry cloth rag to spread the wax.
 
Couple "what" moments as I watched to films...

From the first post I made about the business...
“It takes more than a bucket and a hose to clean a car"...hmm what did I just see during the exterior wash?

-"Just bunch it up [wash mitt] and stick it into the cracks".
-"Our chemical is water activated"
-"Get your wash mitt out again. Same as we used on the tires and rims [as he's about to use it in the engine bay also]"..."Thats how we detail an engine".
-On waxing the car..."You want the carnauba wax to absorb into the paint, using another rag".
-"Get your cleaner, any type of carpet cleaner - 409 or Fantastic diluted 50/50" as hes about to work on the leather and carpet :(.


There are soooo many more, but im not wasting anymore of my time with this guy. I can't believe what I have seen. If any of his customers read this thread, PLEASE contact a true Professional from this site to detail your ride. Our detailer should NOT be applying wax with a rag!!
 
DealerDetailer said:
Couple "what" moments as I watched to films...

From the first post I made about the business...
“It takes more than a bucket and a hose to clean a car"...hmm what did I just see during the exterior wash?

-"Just bunch it up [wash mitt] and stick it into the cracks".
-"Our chemical is water activated"
-"Get your wash mitt out again. Same as we used on the tires and rims [as he's about to use it in the engine bay also]"..."Thats how we detail an engine".
-On waxing the car..."You want the carnauba wax to absorb into the paint, using another rag".
-"Get your cleaner, any type of carpet cleaner - 409 or Fantastic diluted 50/50" as hes about to work on the leather and carpet :(.


There are soooo many more, but im not wasting anymore of my time with this guy. I can't believe what I have seen. If any of his customers read this thread, PLEASE contact a true Professional from this site to detail your ride. Our detailer should NOT be applying wax with a rag!!
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"Dont put you hand in there! just fold it in half and stick it in the cracks" CLASSIC , What a hilarious post!!!
 
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