I may never get married...

I'm blah blah OLD! I blah blah Christian blah blah single woman without having the other 2 eyes watching you. No, blah blah it feels nice to blah blah comes. :righton:

I'm not even reading this thread but of course I had to comment.
 
Z06,

I never thought I would get married. Always had too much fun playing the field. I went out with this temp from work and BAM! I knew she was the one.

Moral of the story...play the field and have fun until that one day you meet someone and there's not a doubt in your mind that she's the one.
 
enjoy the single life while you can LOL, before you know it you'll be head over heels for another women and she'll sweep you off your feet in no time...
 
enjoy the single life while you can LOL, before you know it you'll be head over heels for another women and she'll sweep you off your feet in no time...

Yeah, she'll sweep you off your feet and then hand you the broom and tell you to get busy! :laughing:
 
Yesterday is history tomorrow's a mystery.
Life is what happens while your busy making other plans(John Lennon)
 
I never want to get married!!

Getting into detailing was the best thing that ever happened to me!

Also, when I met my car for the first time, I fell in love with it to such an extent, I knew I can never ever love any human more than my lovely car!! :D

Its more like, I'm married to my car. And life's been totally awesome after that!! :D
 
I never want to get married!!

Getting into detailing was the best thing that ever happened to me!

Also, when I met my car for the first time, I fell in love with it to such an extent, I knew I can never ever love any human more than my lovely car!! :D

Its more like, I'm married to my car. And life's been totally awesome after that!! :D

Uh oh. You sound like somebody that's ready to settle down without warning. :laughing:
 
Lol! yea!

Peeps living in my neighborhood think I'm all crazy working on my car etc. :buffing:

Some even thought I was g*y! LOL! :doh: :laughing:
Not that I'm offended by anything.

Sorry if it went a lil' OT!
 
I'm not going to lie... I'm a cheater though :( I've caught myself countless times wishing I could have a 3some with the Mrs. on top of my Rx7. That car totally counts as another person.

Beautiful, let's me drive her whenever I want, never talks back, less maintenance than my fiance, best looking car out of the road 99% of the time, other guys can look but not touch, she's always naked. I mean, C'MON!!! Could you ask for more than that? I think not :righton:
 
I said I *come* from a religious background, but I'm not a religious as my parents. I heard it constantly growing up, though. The no banging part before marriage is long gone. However, I'm still picky about who I "bang". :)

I woke up this morning with an uneasy feeling... I realized I couldn't get through the day until I found out how some 32 year old wanker in Pasadena with a Corvette feels about marriage after his girlfriend dumped him.

Do you at least wipe yourself down with 70% IPA between "bangs?"

Why do you think anybody cares about your lack of self respect?
 
I woke up this morning with an uneasy feeling... I realized I couldn't get through the day until I found out how some 32 year old wanker in Pasadena with a Corvette feels about marriage after his girlfriend dumped him.

Do you at least wipe yourself down with 70% IPA between "bangs?"

Why do you think anybody cares about your lack of self respect?
Chill out man. I didn't post this thread for moral support. Just having a little fun here. Lighten up.
 
Where did the autogeek forum go and why have I been redirected to the ivillage.com forum? ;)
 
I woke up this morning with an uneasy feeling... I realized I couldn't get through the day until I found out how some 32 year old wanker in Pasadena with a Corvette feels about marriage after his girlfriend dumped him.

Do you at least wipe yourself down with 70% IPA between "bangs?"

Why do you think anybody cares about your lack of self respect?

Is the accusation that the thread is a tad narcissistic? Coming from the same guy that told us about all of his jet setting and fancy dinners at (lousy) NYC restaurants?

The irony...
 
Is the accusation that the thread is a tad narcissistic? Coming from the same guy that told us about all of his jet setting and fancy dinners at (lousy) NYC restaurants?

The irony...

LOL I was thinking the same thing. At least Mark made his own thread and didn't just start spewing some nonsense crap trying to be Mr big shot in another thread...
 
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