love n marriage

[BILL]

15 Years of Marriage

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15
years they had been married. She went on and on and on about:
neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
unloveable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured
over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking
the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop
her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."

 

[Mike T]

 

[supercharged]

15 Years of Marriage

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15
years they had been married. She went on and on and on about:
neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
unloveable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured
over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking
the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop
her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."

LOL

 

[Craig]

He should have said, I detail on Monday and Wednesday, play golf on Fridays. If she can find a way, I have no problem with it.

 

[Lynneslegend]

what a funny statement...

 

[abrcrombe]

LOL

Married guys: Is this what I have to look forward to?

 

[Totoland Mach]

LOL

Married guys: Is this what I have to look forward to?

yea...pretty much...I've been married for 33 loooooonnnnng years (good thing my wife doesn't cruise this forum LOL)

Toto

 

[Craig]

Got ya Totoland Mach, if you don't send me a gift certificate ( I think $100.00
would work just fine ) I'm going send your wife to a link to your post. Yes it is blackmail or blackemail, whatever. Just send the GF!

 

[ltoman]

yea...pretty much...I've been married for 33 loooooonnnnng years (good thing my wife doesn't cruise this forum LOL)

Toto

Yah, and it works both ways too ... ten years and I am a looking for a boyfriend to go with the midlife crisis car - even tho I am NOT that old!
lol
hee hee

 

[cwcad]

To Cool!!:cheers: :righton:

 

[Nica]

Yah, and it works both ways too ... ten years and I am a looking for a boyfriend to go with the midlife crisis car - even tho I am NOT that old!
lol
hee hee

Really

Well I can help you with that....not sure how the wife would feel but PICK ME, PICK ME :awesome:

Joking, what are you talking about old? Your not old...if you consider your self old then I'm old and I'm only 27

 

[Craig]

Midlife crisis car. The question is, what is midlife? I can remember wanting to be 25 again, then 30, then 40. It seems I just want to be younger. I don't care what age, just younger. Last year would be ok at this point.

 

[chu]

Yah, and it works both ways too ... ten years and I am a looking for a boyfriend to go with the midlife crisis car - even tho I am NOT that old!
lol
hee hee

Hi, I'm alittle young (22), but age doesn't matter. I like nice dinners and long walks on the beach, and ladies with nice midlife crisis cars. Call Me... j/k...lol

 

[Nica]

Hi, I'm alittle young (22), but age doesn't matter. I like nice dinners and long walks on the beach, and ladies with nice midlife crisis cars. Call Me... j/k...lol

hahahaha good one

This place :righton:

 

[Craig]

You left out one thing, MONEY!:righton:

 

[ltoman]

You left out one thing, MONEY!:righton:

Ahhh ! Too true!!
Did I tell you, every year it is such I weird thing; I turn 29 again.
Can you believe it?
Weird.
(lol)

 

[ltoman]

Got ya Totoland Mach, if you don't send me a gift certificate ( I think $100.00
would work just fine ) I'm going send your wife to a link to your post. Yes it is blackmail or blackemail, whatever. Just send the GF!

ROFLMAO!!

Look what AG has incited!! hee hee hee

 

[Craig]

29?? It's your story, edit it anyway you like.

 

[ltoman]

29?? It's your story, edit it anyway you like.

Craig,
Areyou trying to say I look old?
lol
Hmmmmf.
That isn't very politically seasonally correct, you know!!!
j/k
lol
hee hee
Lauren

 

[Craig]

No, No, No. I didn't say that. I don't have any idea what you look like. By your post I would say you look like you're 29, not a day over . I'm only joking around, don't take what I say serious, I've been told I'm full of something. I just can't remember what. Maybe you can think of something?