Top 10 Signs Your Car is Being Detailed By a Hack

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Thought this might be a fun topic. I'll start...

#10. Keeps referring to them as "swirlies".

Next...?
 
He is wearing Button flies jeans and a full zip sweat shirt with zipper pockets as he is walking over to start on your car.
 
A stack of "red shop rags" and one hanging out of the back pocket.

Bill
 
Asks you to feel his polish between your fingers and how awesomely gritty it is.

He has his own line of products called 'rocks in a bottle'

Tells you that for future maintenance all you need is a bottle of 409 or Fantastic since all cleaners are the same.
 
#9--When you ask why your black car seems to have swirls after he is done, he replies "all black cars are like that".
 
This is good stuff! Keep 'em coming.

When asked if he likes the DA, he gets real defensive and asks you, 'Why Who've you been talking to?!"

His trunk is filled with Turtle Wax gift packs left over from Christmas with Kmart "CLEARANCE" stickers on them.

His version of a 2-bucket system consists of 1 bucket he keeps all his rags in and the second bucket is for his warsh water.
 
#7:

You car don't need those special high-priced on-line
boutique products to clean-up your car...
OTC products like Turtle Wax and Simoniz
work just as good.

Don't believe me?! Hey...just take a look here:
I just use the OTC Clearasil and it works just as good as
that expensive stuff the skin Doctor wanted me to use!!


Bob
 
After he says he details cars, (as you look at his shopping cart of dirty stained rags) he mentions he has windex.
 
The vehicle is washed with an old brush on a long handle similar to what you find at the coin-op places. Rinsed in a bucket of dirty water...
 
Coach Steve said:
This is good stuff! Keep 'em coming.

When asked if he likes the DA, he gets real defensive and asks you, 'Why Who've you been talking to?!"

His trunk is filled with Turtle Wax gift packs left over from Christmas with Kmart "CLEARANCE" stickers on them.

His version of a 2-bucket system consists of 1 bucket he keeps all his rags in and the second bucket is for his warsh water.
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Omg the DA😂😂😂
 
Docpeanut said:
Tells you steel wool is the trick to removing oxidation
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Wait.... you mean it isn't? :D

You ask him about this clay bar thing everyone's talking about and without missing a beat he retorts with...
"They're using clay bars now instead of Bondo because Bondo only comes in the one color and clay comes in just about every color. Yeah, they repair the dents with clay and they don't have to do any painting. You've heard of paintless dent repair haven't ya? That's what it is."

You have to admit, that one was pretty damn clever if I do say so myself. :D
 
Our DA took three attempts to pass the clay bar.


:bolt:
 
They ask if you have any wax they can use to finish your car because they ran out and didn't stop by Wal-Mart before they came to your house.
 
He says that all the "extra" wax in the cracks helps prevent rust.
 
His Mobile rig looks like something that was used to transport produce.
 
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