Top 10 Signs Your Car is Being Detailed By a Hack

They got over spray all over the tire thread! That person is going to have a fun ride home😂
 
Advises you to stand back a little ways when he fires up his 250 psi Karcher power washer, which is just slightly less powerful than the water pressure coming out of the garden hose when turned on fully - without any spray attachments!
Refers to it as his "Yellow Fellow", one mean and mighty machine!
 
The only thing that comes to mind when watching the videos since AG doesn't have a 'vomit' smiley :eek:
 
#4 Thinks Mike Phillips was a Beach Boy right after John Stamos.

Haha! Mike does sort of resemble Ratt drummer, Bobby Blotzer.

Hmmm...

If Bobby Blotzer is detailing your car, you might be getting "hacked".
 
Bobby Blotzer will just run his wlamat orbital....... wait for it... Round and Round your car.
 
[video=youtube_share;e9wwVbGKuwM"]Bentley Detail Nightmare Part 1 - YouTube[/video]

This was a Forum favourite some years ago...
 
It's people like this that drive down detailing pricing... Well yeah if I was using 409 on everything and destroying your $200k Bentley I wouldn't ask for much either... He clearly hasn't reviewed his techniques and technology advances in the 25 years he's supposedly has been an expert. So much for virtue. This guy just makes me sick. He should be banned from the breeding pool. I can't believe so many people have viewed this set of videos and not torn him apart in the comments... I would be ashamed of myself to have a set of videos like this out on the internet. I hope for the sake of his unwitting customers his business has fallen apart and that he isn't allowed to touch anyone's cars anymore. This Bentley needs to take a personal protection order out against him...
 
It's people like this that drive down detailing pricing... Well yeah if I was using 409 on everything and destroying your $200k Bentley I wouldn't ask for much either... He clearly hasn't reviewed his techniques and technology advances in the 25 years he's supposedly has been an expert. So much for virtue. This guy just makes me sick. He should be banned from the breeding pool. I can't believe so many people have viewed this set of videos and not torn him apart in the comments... I would be ashamed of myself to have a set of videos like this out on the internet. I hope for the sake of his unwitting customers his business has fallen apart and that he isn't allowed to touch anyone's cars anymore. This Bentley needs to take a personal protection order out against him...


Don't sugar coat it, how do you REALLY feel? :laughing:
 
It's people like this that drive down detailing pricing... Well yeah if I was using 409 on everything and destroying your $200k Bentley I wouldn't ask for much either... He clearly hasn't reviewed his techniques and technology advances in the 25 years he's supposedly has been an expert. So much for virtue. This guy just makes me sick. He should be banned from the breeding pool. I can't believe so many people have viewed this set of videos and not torn him apart in the comments... I would be ashamed of myself to have a set of videos like this out on the internet. I hope for the sake of his unwitting customers his business has fallen apart and that he isn't allowed to touch anyone's cars anymore. This Bentley needs to take a personal protection order out against him...


:iagree:
 
#7:

You car don't need those special high-priced on-line
boutique products to clean-up your car...
OTC products like Turtle Wax and Simoniz
work just as good.

Don't believe me?! Hey...just take a look here:
I just use the OTC Clearasil and it works just as good as
that expensive stuff the skin Doctor wanted me to use!!


Bob
I've heard many variations of those words. Then later I'll get the how do you get this stain out? How do you stop from scratching your paint all the time? So where did you get that?
 
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