Wash your car with MAYO!!!

[MaximumMD]

So I thought this would be funny and I put it here so alot of people would see it. This was in a coupon mailer! It was about ways to cut cost and cheaper ways to get things done. It's only like 2 weeks old (Not like 25 years). Anyway who wants to give it a try? Not me... figured I would puke everytime I walked near my car :laughing:

 

[Kristopher1129]

I actually wash my car with bacon fat. Works great, ha. :dblthumb2:

 

[James K]

I prefer the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

 

[CurlyCara]

Miracle Whip in the FL sun? YUM!

 

[James K]

Sure why not. All this talk of mayo and bacon grease is making me hungry for Waffle House. LOL

Oh, I just googled mayonnaise car wash and found this. How to Get Stains Off of Car Paintwork | eHow.co.uk

EEK!!!

 

[Ted S.]

You'd probably have to clean extra bugs off you car then...

 

[trhland]

I prefer the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

lol haaaa thats f ing funny !!!tangy zip lol

 

[BillE]

To early in the moring to try and digest this one.

Bill

 

[SeaJay's]

WOW....Well I guess maybe I should pick up a gallon size tub of Mayo at BJs. It's amazing what some people come up with.

 

[BobbyG]

I prefer the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

EXACTLY!! :dblthumb2:

 

[MaximumMD]

I actually wash my car with bacon fat. Works great, ha. :dblthumb2:

Really bacon fat!! Wonder what it must of smelt like as you drove by... McDonalds :laughing:

 

[MaximumMD]

I prefer the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

I bet Miracle Whip won't work because it doesn't have enough something that mayo has like greasyness to lubricate it or something:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing: oh it's great!

 

[BobbyG]

Really bacon fat!! Wonder what it must of smelt like as you drove by... McDonalds :laughing:

I just got this image of the Biggest Looser contestants running after your car!! BLAH!!!!

 

[Flash Gordon]

This thread is making me > :hungry:

 

[trhland]

im still cracking up about the tangy zip . lol

 

[James K]

I want a BLT now.

 

[Larry A]

Ive heard of useing GoJo hand cleaner without pumice to clean your car , but not mayo. GoJo does make a good tire dressing when you dont have any other kind. You can use kerosene and water to wash your car , or Murphys Oil Soap also works. Ammonia and water will clean your carpets.

 

[golliger]

You think mayo is crazy. I've heard of people using peanut butter to clean wax stains on exterior trim.

 

[cbsb]

This is a little know secret. The ultimate All-In-One that is good for the environment as well. Once you learn this environmentally sound technique you wont need all of those other caustic car cleaning chemicals - just pour them out into the street gutter, or you neighbor's front yard.

Bacon Grease! Thats right, bacon grease.

Its the ultimate WOWASBAWTS. (Wipe on, walk away, sit back, and watch the show)

Once you get this product applied, stray dogs from all over the neighborhood will lick your car clean. That showroom shine - watch bugs stains, swirls will disappear before your eyes. Note: Chihuahuas with non-scuffing booties are recommended for the roof and hood areas.

Enjoy!

 

[MaximumMD]

This is a little know secret. The ultimate All-In-One that is good for the environment as well. Once you learn this environmentally sound technique you wont need all of those other caustic car cleaning chemicals - just pour them out into the street gutter, or you neighbor's front yard.

Bacon Grease! Thats right, bacon grease.

Its the ultimate WOWASBAWTS. (Wipe on, walk away, sit back, and watch the show)

Once you get this product applied, stray dogs from all over the neighborhood will lick your car clean. That showroom shine - watch bugs stains, swirls will disappear before your eyes. Note: Chihuahuas with non-scuffing booties are recommended for the roof and hood areas.

Enjoy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you just made my day!!!