Just a little bit of thread drift here, (figured it didn't need a new thread).
One of my regular customers sent me a referral earlier this week. The guy called and said his insurance company had paid him for a cleaning of his interior and to buff his hood. When I asked what the problem was, he replied it was a BOY cat that had gotten onto the hood of his 2003 Dodge truck and scratched it, then it got into the truck and 'urinated' in the seat.
Then he went on about telling me that he had ALREADY had it cleaned but it still smelled bad. He has replaced the carpet with vinyl, replaced the seat cover with a new one (cloth), but didn't replace the FOAM! I told him right away without replacing the foam he would never get boy cat smell out.
Then he said he REALLY just wanted me to buff his hood and nothing else. But... (and this is the kicker), he wanted me to write him an estimate saying that IMO, the seat could never be recovered (short of replacing the foam) so that he could get them to pay for it.
OK, so once I get to doing the job on the hood I could look at the interior and come up with a plan of attack. (or so I thought) So I told him my basic exterior detail for a pickup starts at $170 (not a wash and wax, but a FULL detail) but that level does not include any buffing or paint correction. What I could do however was throw in a single stage buffing @ $75 and work out the hood problem(s), but I really need to see it first.
In actuality, it'd be cheaper to go for the Level 1 detail @ $260 which is a full interior/exterior package but doesn't include buffing. However as he's already had the interior "cleaned" I'd go over anything that was missed and spend the extra time buffing out the hood. Or... step up to the Level 2 @ $315 and the entire truck would be buffed (single stage/AIO) and we'd pay extra attention to the hood. By the time it was all said and done the truck would be like new inside and out, and we would be happy to make sure his insurance company understands that the smell in the foam would be better served by putting a new (junkyard seat that'd been recovered with his NEW seat skin) seat in.
The point being, that just buffing the hood and leaving the entire truck untouched really doesn't go to show any real improvement. Being as they would pay for the overall buffing then he wouldn't be 'out of pocket' after all was said and done. But still, we NEED TO SEE IT before we can say if it can even be buffed to his satisfaction.
About now he finally got to what he REALLY WANTED.

He then went to say he'd been paid $100 to buff the hood and because the interior was so bad (after it'd been cleaned) that he had pulled the carpet, pulled the seat cover, and replaced them both, even though they didn't pay for it. WHICH... meant he had spent more than they paid him and he was looking for ME to provide him with an estimate so he could get MORE money from his insurance company and maybe
just spot buff the hood.
(Without even washing the truck!!!!!!!) In fact, he would have been perfectly happy had I just faxed him a BILL without even seeing, or working on the truck.
Oh he!! NO!

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