ScubaCougr
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The Birth Control Car
My first car was a snot-green Mercury Monarch with the finest simulated woodgrain that 1970s plastics technology could produce.
The gutless 6 cylinder required a running start to pass anyone. In winter the extreme front-end weight made it a hog on ice. Come spring, when I took my 125 lb barbell set out of the trunk (an ineffective attempt to help winter traction), the springs didn't come back up.
From the parent's perspective it was the perfect car for a young teenager. No power or sex appeal for getting into ANY kind of trouble (except maybe a ticket for littering).
The deer that committed suicide by jumping in front of it late one fall evening did me a big favor, although car #2 was no prize either.
My first car was a snot-green Mercury Monarch with the finest simulated woodgrain that 1970s plastics technology could produce.
The gutless 6 cylinder required a running start to pass anyone. In winter the extreme front-end weight made it a hog on ice. Come spring, when I took my 125 lb barbell set out of the trunk (an ineffective attempt to help winter traction), the springs didn't come back up.
From the parent's perspective it was the perfect car for a young teenager. No power or sex appeal for getting into ANY kind of trouble (except maybe a ticket for littering).
The deer that committed suicide by jumping in front of it late one fall evening did me a big favor, although car #2 was no prize either.