You Know You're An Autogeek When...

When you become very judgmental of peoples cars as to whether or not you want to park next to them if you cannot park away.

I HATE suv's, I always assume they have children who will throw open the door smashing into my car.
 
timaishu said:
When you become very judgmental of peoples cars as to whether or not you want to park next to them if you cannot park away.

I HATE suv's, I always assume they have children who will throw open the door smashing into my car.
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I totally analyze what cars I park next to.
 
hoyt66 said:
I totally analyze what cars I park next to.
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I used to hate that guy that would park across two parking spots .. now I completely understand. I always park on the end or near the curb so I can control who parks next to me....


You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

the microwave and the fridge in the garage gets more use that the one in the house.. and is better stocked !!
 
I know I'm an Autogeek when I step away from a product I really love and try something that's sold here and spoken so highly of:xyxthumbs:
 
you get pissed off because you have no choice but to drive through the grass clippings from landscapers because you're on a one way road and cars are coming towards you to go around them.
 
alko said:
you get pissed off because you have no choice but to drive through the grass clippings from landscapers because you're on a one way road and cars are coming towards you to go around them.
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Dude your a little angry at the landscapers huh, don't want to see you on the news chasing them with the foam gun..lol.

You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

You see something you really want on BOGO, and have to make a real decision between buying those BOGO items and your girlfriends birthday gift....Hmmm
 
AntC said:
Dude your a little angry at the landscapers huh, don't want to see you on the news chasing them with the foam gun..lol.

You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

You see something you really want on BOGO, and have to make a real decision between buying those BOGO items and your girlfriends birthday gift....Hmmm
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Lmmfao Ant Ant...just alittle!

Here is an idea...get the stuff on BOGO then do a full detail on her car for her birthday
 
You cringe and slow way down when seeing a puddle on the road.
 
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You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

You just finished detailing your interior and your excited to stop at a red light. You lean over, close your eyes and take a strong whiff of your door panel. Only to look up to find someone giving you a strong look of bewilderment.

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alko said:
LMAO!!! I almost cleaned some sneakers with WG leather cleaner this past weekend.
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Haha! I cleaned my sneakers with some foaming fabric cleaner that I use for my seat fabrics and used some spray on tire dressing on them and applied it with a foam applicator! Now they remain cleaner for a lot longer and are really easy to clean! :D

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alko said:
Lmmfao Ant Ant...just alittle!

Here is an idea...get the stuff on BOGO then do a full detail on her car for her birthday
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Cant, we have an agreement now that I won't detail her car anymore, I did it once and every time I saw a stain or an open container I would lecture her about how long it took me to scrub that interior. LMAO
 
This just happend....you start a grilled cheese sandwich on the stove, go outside and start washing your car and forget about the grilled cheese...total smoke alarm burnt pan, smelly house...crazy. I need to be more careful
 
hoyt66 said:
This just happend....you start a grilled cheese sandwich on the stove, go outside and start washing your car and forget about the grilled cheese...total smoke alarm burnt pan, smelly house...crazy. I need to be more careful
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Ive been forgetfull like that before. Not due to detailing, but one time I set a pot to boil for some macaroni, I am impatient so I always put it on high and then lower it once it boils. Well I forgot about it promply after putting it on. Randomly during the day my brother yelled at me to come to the kitchen.

The water had totally boiled away and the pot had become rediuculously hot becuse when my brother took it off the burner the bottom fell off. I think the bottom was a different material as it was a very precise line where it separated. The inside layer that the food is in contact stayed, but it was the part that contacts that burner that came off.
 
...when you and your friends are talking about workouts and you accidentally call the P90X exercise program P21s instead and your friends look at you like you're dyslexic or something.
 
When you worry about your sunglasses getting swirled from the case and then stop using the case completely.
 
timaishu said:
When you worry about your sunglasses getting swirled from the case and then stop using the case completely.
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How about when you put them in the soft bag before you put them in the padded compartment of you car that was actually made for glasses
 
DaytonaJae said:
...when you and your friends are talking about workouts and you accidentally call the P90X exercise program P21s instead and your friends look at you like you're dyslexic or something.
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Oh this is hilarious!!! LOL! Good one!
 
Chris's FX4 said:
... you wash your vehicles knowing very well that you'll be driving on the snowy/salty roads in a couple hours.


... you can no longer enjoy car shows because you keep finding yourself looking for swirls.
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I am so rediculously guilty of both of these!!
 
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