You Know You're An Autogeek When...

"You know you're an Autogeek when you wash your car in all weather conditions.(rain,windstorm,snow,sun) and always buy more microfiber towels, soap,waxes and glazes.
Also you know when you are a Autogeek when you notice new cars that have swirl marks all over them,when driving with friends and family members.
 
hoyt66 said:
How about when you put them in the soft bag before you put them in the padded compartment of you car that was actually made for glasses
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I was referring to the hard case that came with the raybans. The inner material isnt exactly soft. The very top that makes contact wit the lense has left little swirls. They also dont fit in my cars sunglass holder.
 
You Know You're An AutoGeek When...

You've moved into a new place 3 months ago and still have boxes that need unpacking, but the buffing supplies in the garage have been rearranged like three times...
 
When you check ago forum on tapatalk like 43 times a day and get disappointed when there are no new threads.
 
You Know You're An Autogeek When...

You look at pictures like this and start to feel sick...

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... When you floor it past a big-rig or ill-looking vehicle on the highway with fear of rocks hitting the side of your vehicle. FYI, the tundra should have no carbon buildup after todays jaunt on the highway and this thing has some good passing power!
 
Tundra_10 said:
... When you floor it past a big-rig or ill-looking vehicle on the highway with fear of rocks hitting the side of your vehicle. FYI, the tundra should have no carbon buildup after todays jaunt on the highway and this thing has some good passing power!
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I do that all the time!

You know your an autogeek when you have a sheep skin wash pad drying on the shower curtain rod in the bathroom.. And you while do your business, you decide to fluff it up with a hair brush!
 
...When you rear end someone because you were looking at the freshly polished hood of your car lol:doh:
 
UltimateDetail said:
...When you rear end someone because you were looking at the freshly polished hood of your car lol:doh:
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Lol I used to do that all the time. Not the rear ending part. But I used to mess around and drive off the hood cause it was so shiny and clean I could see the road perfectly.
 
JAF06SE said:
Lol I used to do that all the time. Not the rear ending part. But I used to mess around and drive off the hood cause it was so shiny and clean I could see the road perfectly.
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lol me too, i was just kidding about the rear ending part...:rolleyes::cry:
 
You are washing your micro fibers more than your laundry.

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When you scream out loud because you're stuck in traffic on a side street with nowhere to go and a homeowner has his sprinkler set so it's soaking the street and about to soak one side of your car.
 
lokerola said:
When you scream out loud because you're stuck in traffic on a side street with nowhere to go and a homeowner has his sprinkler set so it's soaking the street and about to soak one side of your car.
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AHHHH I just did that!!! lol It's like REALLY!? How is this even happening right now?
 
hoyt66 said:
I totally analyze what cars I park next to.
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I do the very same thing, someone that has a nice/newer car will be more carful about opening doors. Perfect example, was on lunch a few weeks ago with my brother and stopped by northern tool to look around. Directly In front of us was a royal blue ford f-150 probably 2011-12 nice truck!! Beside of it was a Heavily oxidized red 1980ish Nissan four door sedan. Before we could get out, a child in the back of the sedan burst open the door of the car as the rest of the family was walking away, you guest it right into the side of the truck, the mother of the child either heard or saw what happened ran and stood between the door and the truck like she had stopped the door from dinging the truck then grabbed the child and hurried into the store. The owner was about 10 feet from the truck when this happened came over and upon investigating what happened got very mad and poured his 32oz drink into their open ( probably no window based upon tape residue) window. We both look at each other like this didn't just happen then chuckled not that I would do the same but it was humorous. So the moral of the story is if your going to ding a door leave the windows( if possible ) up LOL.


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You Know You're An AutoGeek When...
You pull up next to a police cruiser and point out the orange peel on the door...lol,
good thing my tickets are paid up..lol
 
You come home after work and your wife is tired and asks you to cook dinner when your mind is really on polishing the car and then all of a sudden the ceramic stove top looks really good as in gee I can compound and polish this tonight !
 
Yer out there tryin' out a new polish under a 10x10 canopy, but it's so hot out anyway that your sweat drops are giving you noticeable added product work time..........
 
Infinitiman said:
The owner was about 10 feet from the truck when this happened came over and upon investigating what happened got very mad and poured his 32oz drink into their open ( probably no window based upon tape residue) window.
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Better than a guy I used to work with. He used to wax his car every week (I keep expecting him to show up here; TC, are you out there??) and some guy in a POS dinged his door. He proceeded to kick in the door of the POS (this was in the days when there weren't security cameras everywhere).
 
when you pull out your Quick Detail and microfiber to wash off the bird poop from someone BMW that is a tenant in the office building.


And you take the valve stem out of all four tires next to you when the car next to you dings your perfect 65 mustang when you parked fifteen empty spaces from the next available car.... (not admitting anything, it may or may not have happened)! :bash:
 
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