He is THE most Interesting Autogeek of all time...

Agfan · Jul 12, 2012

Ok guys thanks for the compliments. I appritiate them all.

Jomax · Jul 12, 2012

Rocks run the other way as soon as they set eyes on his car.

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kline39 · Jul 12, 2012

Potholes dodge him

Agfan · Jul 12, 2012

Paul Dalton is his b!tch.

snowking724 · Jul 12, 2012

Agfan said:
Paul Dalton is his b!tch.

Just spit some coffee on my dash.

vet · Jul 12, 2012

People keep asking him, "Are you that Mike Phillips guy?"

Klasse Act · Jul 12, 2012

Chuck Norris details HIS car in hopes of pleasing HIM!

CrayBrown · Jul 12, 2012

His breath puts all glass cleaners to shame.

CAMAROZL1 · Jul 12, 2012

He can do a 3 step polish, in only 2 steps

alko · Jul 12, 2012

He tells mother nature when it should rain/sleet/snow.

statusdetailing · Jul 12, 2012

He performs a perfect, spot free wash in direct sunlight...every time.

AutowerxDetailing · Jul 12, 2012

The car wash pays him to drive through... to clean the car wash.

Mazda.Mark · Jul 12, 2012

His metallic flake flows off the car like a snow storm.

Dugdug · Jul 12, 2012

hotrodjoe said:
his oranges don't even have orange peel.

hahahhahah

NickZ28 · Jul 12, 2012

This thread is hilarious!

david11g35 · Jul 12, 2012

He uses Zymol Royale as body lotion

ricky s · Jul 12, 2012

Sommy said:
He has a framed picture of Mike Phillips over his mantle.

When Mike Phillips leaves the Autogeek garage, he goes back to standing over his mantle

Belicoso · Jul 12, 2012

He details Santa's sled and Unicorns, as community service

statusdetailing · Jul 12, 2012

Belicoso said:
He details Santa's sled and Unicorns, as community service

Hahaha Good one!

Agfan · Jul 12, 2012

He uses live baby sheep to wash his car.