Yeah, and you've never had 6 months of no LSP refresh and salt and ice melter and road film on your car, either. This was the first winter since I became an "Autogeek" (10 years) that I have been unable to wash my cars during the winter...that's how bad it was. I was able to do a pressure wash to get the salt off one semi-warm day in November, I think.
I'm not sure if you CA guys appreciate what we go through in other parts of the country in regard to temperatures and the crap they put on the roads in the winter. It's not just salt anymore (which is not clean like table salt, it's rock salt with dirt and sand in it), they now use liquid ice melters and liquid pretreatments. Mix all that with the dirt and oil and antifreeze and exhaust soot and brake dust and tire dust that's on the road already, and you're in for a good time.
So you do a completely "touchless" wash? No wash mitt, sponge, etc?