New Word of the Day: 2/22/12
Philander (fi-lan-der)
Definition: (of a man) to make love with a woman one cannot or will not marry; carry on flirtations.
Source: Thesaurus.com
Can a detailer be a philanderer? Would detailing be considered "making love" to an automobile? Furthermore, the detailer is not "marrying" the car as he will give it back to the client when finished. So I ask the question, can it be?
Interesting "new word" choice.
Correlation between a 'Cad' and a 'Cadillac', perhaps?
I'll try to not wax philosophically.
Although being name-called a:
Philanderer...has many connotations...I always prided myself in the provision of the most '
romantic-settings' for my dates over the years.
That's why the interiors of my vehicles have always been fully detailed; and, I ensure that the climate-control-systems are in full working order...
Because...IMHO...That's the kind of thing you do when you care.
-Hope you don't mind,
Tundra_10...
A few more "definitions" of
Philander(er) I've come to know and love over the years:
-Just my luck...Judging by the itching and the rash, I think I'm allergic to prostitutes.
-It is better to have been on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.
-If a case of the clap spreads, is it called 'applause'?
-It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.
-I can't mate in captivity.
-A
"Wannabe Philanderer": Pardon me, my Dear...But does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
-Thoughts from a
"New Age" Philanderer: Looks like all those years of phone sex caught up with me... I have hearing AIDS.
One last "definition":
I once met a woman who offered her honor.
So I decided the right thing was to honor her offer.
But: A date who's a looker, a shot of booze and: Being willin',
Was no excuse for this date with a hooker, ooze and a shot of penicillin'...
Yet all night long I was on-her and off-her.
One for the road, though!!
My contribution to the "new word of the day" for: 02.22.2012...
Legs:...Spread the Word
Bob